inmymimeseye:

Today is when we earn 30% more than our male peers and say something assertive or get angry without anyone assuming you’re on your period, right?

And we can have a talk show where the overwhelming majority of the panelists are women but no-one gets upset because the guys are…

• Nerdfighter: A person who instead of being made out of bones and skins and tissue is made entirely of awesome.
• Worldsuck: The amount of suck in the world.
• DFTBA: An initialism that stands for Don't Forget To Be Awesome
• Puppy Sized Elephants: Having the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.
• Stuff on Heads: Putting stuff on your head to make you feel better about life
• Nerdfighter Gathering: When Nerdfighters gather, which may or may not include Hank and John.
• French the Llama: Something John is trying to make into a thing basically, where people say "French the Llama that whale is big!" ect, ect.
• Puff Levels: The level of puff in John's hair, that gets higher as he gets more stressed out.
• Decepticon: Opposite of a Nerdfighter.
• Giant Squid of Anger: Basically, a Youtube Troll
• Tiny Chicken Disease: A disease that happens when tiny chickens lay eggs in your head and all of it goos out of you nose. (A common cold)
• Secret Siblings: Anyone that makes video responses to Vlogbrother videos.
• Notsome: Opposite of awesome. (Also fail puppy, and the fail boat.)
• In your pants: A phenomenon discovered by Maureen Johnson in which if, when you add "in your pants" to the end of a book title it becomes much funnier.
• The Yeti: John's wife
• The Katherine: Hank's wife.
• Nerdfighter introductory playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL747F0A378BC181C7&feature=plcp <--- here